Old Man Needs Dating Tips: If I Drop My Napkin On The Floor…?
while at a restaurant with a date, is it appropriate to wipe my face on the tablecloth?
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Depends. Is she into hot wings and wrestling?
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No, suavely take her hand, slowly raise it to your lips as to kiss it staring deeply in her eyes the whole time, then wipe your face on it instead.
That’s what the cuff of your sleeve is there for!
of course! how could you even ask that?
No, it is never appropriate to wipe your face on the tablecloth or anything else. If you need a napkin, ask for one.
…only if your trying to get rid of a girl. LOL!
No way jose! you need to ask the waiter for a crisp new napkin.
If you don’t like your date, and want to see her heels going away from you quickly yes, wipe your face on the tablecloth. I am surprised you would even go to a restaurant that has table clothes if you think that way. I certainly hope you are joking
no, you pick up your napkin
.If you really are old I would not bend down to retrieve it….you know what happens if you bend quick….the gases escape.
I should ask the waiter for a new napkin, just to save any embarrassment.
Good Luck…..
No! Always use your shirt tail…
no. ask for another napkin or pick it back up